Roll up. Roll up. Welcome to the Zazzle Funfair. Plenty to do for everyone. Admission is free.
Ride the sales rollercoaster. Listen to the clack clackety sound ,like coins dropping in a slot, as you head seemingly ever upwards, only to be plunged in a screaming downwards spiral, back to pennyless.
Take a walk down the sideshow alley marketplace where good designs and artworks are hidden amongst the tonnes of cheap crap and louis vitton knock offs.
Join the promotion horror train. Don’t worry, no one will hear you scream because no one is listening. Those people sitting in the train with you are screaming to get heard as well.
Hang out with the crowds in the forum common ground, until bullies beat you up and take your lunch money.
Have a go at the product merry go round that never stops. Get dizzy making products until the site goes down for maintennance, then you can cower in the corner with the shakes until it comes back online and you can feed your addiction again.
It’s fun for the whole family so come on in and join the POD machine. You don’t really need a life do you ?
