Roll up. Roll up. Welcome to the Zazzle Funfair. Plenty to do for everyone. Admission is free.
Ride the sales rollercoaster. Listen to the clack clackety sound ,like coins dropping in a slot, as you head seemingly ever upwards, only to be plunged in a screaming downwards spiral, back to pennyless.
Take a walk down the sideshow alley marketplace where good designs and artworks are hidden amongst the tonnes of cheap crap and louis vitton knock offs.
Join the promotion horror train. Don’t worry, no one will hear you scream because no one is listening. Those people sitting in the train with you are screaming to get heard as well.
Hang out with the crowds in the forum common ground, until bullies beat you up and take your lunch money.
Have a go at the product merry go round that never stops. Get dizzy making products until the site goes down for maintennance, then you can cower in the corner with the shakes until it comes back online and you can feed your addiction again.
It’s fun for the whole family so come on in and join the POD machine. You don’t really need a life do you ?
My life all captured in one fell swoop. You do have me giggling Jason and I wish you many sales before year end.
ReplyDeleteWell I am glad that I made at least one person laugh.
ReplyDeleteTwo. I'm laughing. Or maybe I'm crying? Great capture of the life of a Zazzler 2010!
ReplyDeleteLol. Yep it has been an interesting year.
ReplyDeleteInteresting is putting it mildly,lol. As I've said before ~ I can relate ♥
ReplyDeleteRight on the money!!!
ReplyDeletehahahaha, that's brilliant!
ReplyDeleteBest laugh I've had in a long time! The laughter is born from the thread of undeniable truth that laces each of your posts. Your humor is refreshing and delightful as I shake my head in the affirmative of the common ground many of us share. Keep it up and I will definitely tune in to get my full measure of giggles and grins.
ReplyDeleteMan! You hit it on the head! I feel like that it's one big amusement park and I'm the only one not being amused! Thanks man! By the way... I'm Blackfire Ink! I don't have an account with anything you have listed below, so I took anonymous! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is so true! And I had one night the site went down for maintenance...I almost went homicidal! I needed to post NOW! LOL....you're fun to know, Jason, and I'm honored to be a zazzle friend. You rock!
ReplyDeleteOh, the sales rollercoaster, story of my life.
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