Saturday, January 8, 2011
Mona Lisa Mystery Explained
For centuries people have wondered just who the Mona Lisa was and why she has that sly smirk on her face. Well thanks to the wonders of modern technology we finally have the answer.
The picture above is what she would look like with a modern makeover. With that done you can quite clearly see that the Mona Lisa is a transsexual. Now you know the reason for that “I know something that you don’t” look. It has to do with the surprise package in her pantaloons.
Obviously when the original was painted, homosexuality was frowned upon by the Church, forcing Leonardo to subtly hide the truth. The secret has been hidden in plain view for all these years.
Personally I can’t wait for The DaVinci Code part 2 - Uncanny Tranny. That will really get the Catholics knickers in a knot.
This could also partially explain the homosexual love of all things Cher. Isn’t modern technology grand.
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Thats Great!! Ive always thought she was a little manly. Makes ya think a little bit. Keep up the great works
ReplyDeleteOh to have your sharp wit! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell, the transsexual look goes with the rumor that Leonardo was his own model! Have you ever drawn yourself to look like a female?
ReplyDeleteCan't say that I have done a gender bending self portrait. I did go to a fancy dress party in drag once. I make one seriously ugly woman, let me tell you.
ReplyDeleteThis may be new ground, but perhaps Cher is centuries old? I could buy that. Interesting reportage.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Thanks for posting this on my FB page. LOL- "Mona Lisa is a transsexual" Clever, bold and funny - just the type of humor I like.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! This is one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time! Jason, you are hilarious. I'm going to read this to my girls tomorrow and share the link on facebook. Can't stop laughing!
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